Here’s what Albo can do with his Medicare card

I know exactly what Albo can do with Medicare card. I'll leave the rest to Hemingway’s ‘iceberg’.

When Albo flashes that card, he is taking the mickey. Whenever anything goes wrong, he pulls it out as if to say, ‘Look what we do for you!’ I’d rather keep my Medicare Levy in my own pocket and get a real benefit from my health insurance. Instead, we pay and pay and get nothing in return. If only I could fill out a form with my left hand and spell my name wrong.

Mind you, there’s plenty of anecdotal evidence of that happening on the NDIS. You could see that enormous rort a mile away.

My latest in The Spectator Australia, Here’s what Albo can do with his Medicare card.

When Albo flashes that card, he is taking the mickey.

Whenever anything goes wrong, he pulls it out as if to say, ‘Look what we do for you!’

I’d rather keep my Medicare Levy in my own pocket and get a real benefit from my health insurance.

Instead, we pay and pay and get… pic.twitter.com/JFPdmM1Y5z

— The Spectator Australia (@SpectatorOz) May 6, 2026