What did I miss? Australia’s political week in fast-forward

My editor: Where is the interview? All you filed with me were photos of yourself in an infinity pool.

From Port Havannah, Vanuatu: What have you missed? If you’ve had a gutful of trending politics like me, probably all of it. Every day brings another story about how the Albanese government is driving the cost of living through the roof. Labor has become the proverbial ‘passion fingers’.

Exhausted by press releases and nauseated watching Labor’s pitiful social media campaign (designed to bombard taxpayers with so much Budget propaganda that they eventually fall in love it), we went off to Port Havannah in Vanuatu for a week. It is the first time I have had an actual holiday in nearly 40 years of adult life. I turned my phone off and drank Piña Coladas like they were going out of fashion (if that’s possible).

There’s no point saving money while Labor is in power. I figured they’ll take it off me somehow. So off we went.

The trouble is, we ran straight into a microcosm of Labor’s bullshit in Vanuatu.

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We are all recent survivors of a record-breaking week of political lunacy.

Bureaucrats have lost touch with reality.
Chalmers has lost touch with arithmetic.
Albanese has lost touch with social media dignity.
And One Nation has lost touch of its flag count.

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— The Spectator Australia (@SpectatorOz) June 1, 2026

Standing on the shoulders of leftists

Labor deserves a Darwin Award. They’re standing on the shoulders of Lilliputians.

The Albanese government is unoriginal. They are supported by the bolshie petty bourgeoisie.

The bolshie petty bourgeoisie are those who survive on government funds. In other words, they are leaners and not lifters. With so many people now living on government funds, that is, taxpayers’ money, these grifters are not the owners of the means of production. But they are communist in intent and dead set on milking the government teat dry. All while claiming they are productive.

It’s like the old joke about capitalism and communism. In capitalism, you have two cows. You buy a bull and create a herd. You sell your natural increase which produces protein. Everybody is happy – they have meat, you have money – and there is much rejoicing.

In communism, you have two cows. A public servant decides that veganism is great. You know they’re a vegan because they tell you straight away. Next thing you know the public servant takes your cows and shoots them because they are creating too much methane and causing climate change. You shake your head. But that is a microaggression and next minute you are forced to undertake retraining to become vegan.

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Michael de Percy | "Labor deserves a Darwin Award. They’re standing on the shoulders of Lilliputians."

Leftists have tried communism so many times they meet the colloquial criteria for insanity. This time it will be different. Look at the Scandinavian countries where everybody… pic.twitter.com/QQzVJAmhyn

— The Spectator Australia (@SpectatorOz) May 20, 2026

What did I miss? Australia’s political week in fast-forward

Labor's circus declares war on small businesses with a covert death tax thrown in for good measure. 

Small businesses copped Labor’s socialist king-hit. These days they’re called a ‘coward punch’ which is fitting, because what the Treasurer penned in his Budget certainly constitutes a cowardly act.

On display since last Tuesday’s Budget are Labor’s double standards. These are supported by their network of supporters I would call the bolshie petty bourgeoisie.

They’re bolshie as in communists, but they are actually the petty bourgeoisie.

They aren’t the owners of the means of production, but they’re public servants, union officials, dole bludgers, and immigrants all living off the government.

My latest in The Spectator Australia, What did I miss? Australia’s political week in fast-forward.

In response to the Budget - and its attack on private prosperity - the memes are coming thick and fast.

Businesses are announcing that Anthony Albanese is now their silent business partner who does f**k all while taking 47 per cent of their profits.

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— The Spectator Australia (@SpectatorOz) May 18, 2026