What does Australia Day mean to me?

Nothing says Australia Day like Aussie flags made in China, sold by Germans, with Mardi Gras beer. 

Tomorrow, I'm gonna wave my Aussie flag, made in China, sold by Germans, while drinking my cans of Mardi Gras-badged Little Creatures Pale Ale, because I bloody can because that's what Australia Day means to me.

This came about after Telstra's CEO decided to abandon the Australia Day holiday and certify their wokeness. As a customer, I am not impressed.

So I put in a complaint to Telstra via the Telstra App. Surprisingly, the helpdesk was on to it toot sweet! Perhaps they have had enough of woke bosses, too?